Diary Of A South Bronx Cereal Killer: Media Wasteland

Diary Of A South Bronx Cereal Killer: Media Wasteland: Re@l Life @s @ Comic Book I am writing this to myself in the past. If you are reading this it means I ceased to exist in the fu...

Media Wasteland

Re@l Life @s @ Comic Book

I am writing this to myself in the past. If you are reading this it means I ceased to exist in the future.

Here are a few tips to avoid death and change the timeline for the better angels of human nature.

Let me help you remember you after head injuries by the fists of a Neo Nazi at NYU.

I arrived on the planet in the decade of UFO sightings and Russia making science fiction science fact by launching the first man into orbit equal to a flagship commercial for a little known company called Apple. Here’s to the crazy communists for a rocket to the moon called The Dream, the midwife of NASA. I cried when a doctor slapped me across the ass. He told a Puerto Rican she was the proud mother of a new American.

YOU’RE A SPIC, snapped a highly paid director at the agency that was training me in media manipulation.

I am now in Ed Snowden mode.

I was recruited from a dead end job in a deli at the A&P in The Village where I was also called by the lesser half of a detergent that ends in Span.

A tall woman dressed like a spy in a London trench coat, leathered gloves and a hat over her straw blonde hair appeared like a ninja and gave me a test.

She wanted me to come up with a name for a pizza low in the ingredients that kill Americans by raising blood pressure.

I asked her if she would like me to deliver or would she pick it up.

With a smile, she waved goodbye in the background of Campbell soup cans and walked out to the avenue of the Americas.

Pizza.

Pi.

3.14 measuring the circumference of a circle

314 calories

Pi The Smart Pizza

It took seconds to think it up after she left the supermarket.

STOP DREAMING AND GET BACK TO WORK, snapped a little Irishman, the A&P manager, whom I once caught eating a fried chicken leg in the back of the deli when I was in the basement for containers and lids. He stole from A&P. And he wanted me to raise prices on canned goods. You go my way or you go nowhere, he warned me.

He wouldn’t allow me to adjust my hours so I can go to school. Then his daughter, a college student at Iona, was in a car accident.

Before he left to the hospital, he asked me do a double shift to keep an eye on the store because I was trustworthy, as the customers at the deli would attest.

A scream froze the blood of every customer.

I turned around from washing dishes to see a hulk of a black guy grab a fistful of dollars from the register of a Chinese American cashier named Jenny. A little African American employee chased after the crook. I bolted to protect him from a man mountain of malice.

As I ran, my red apron flew around to my back. My co-worker later told every amazed customer he saw me fly.

The crook turned around and saw a fist gloved with pink Playtex. I knocked him out in front of Saint Vincent’s Hospital and held him for the police.

I am going to kill you, he growled as white liberals shouted at me to release the black man. And I was like no speak English.

I imagine God asking me if I am telling Him the truth at Judgment Day.

I imagine rolling my eyes in disbelief and asking God to look inside my brain.

Duh.

You, dear reader, are reading my mind like God.

After all, you were made in the image of God.

Double duh.

You an idiot, snapped Roger of Roger’s Comics on 14th Street. Is A&P going to pay your hospital bills or your funeral?

Roger lost his finger to an escalator when he was a child. His parents sued and won. He is the reason a law was passed to make escalators safer for the public.

Unlike a NYC district attorney who thanked me, Roger gave me the middle finger for my heroism as did the little Irish A&P manager who LOL when an employee picked up the intercom and said, Super Man, save us. There’s an oil spill in aisle 6.

I’ll have my revenge on them when I fly this nightmare to DreamWorks.

Any day soon…

My Re@l Life @s @ Comic Book

Copyrighted 2017 by D@niel @ngel @ponte

Mur@ls For Myself Un The South Bronx Of @dmeric@

I imagine Artificial Intelligence thinking genius, like great humanity, is a minority drawn from beautiful colors

YOU’RE A SPIC, snapped a highly paid director at the agency that was training me in media manipulation.

I am now in Ed Snowden mode.

I was recruited from a dead end job in a deli at the A&P in The Village where I was also called by the lesser half of a detergent that ends in Span.

A tall woman dressed like a spy in a London trench coat, leathered gloves and a hat over her straw blonde hair appeared like a ninja and gave me a test.

She wanted me to come up with a name for a pizza low in the ingredients that kill Americans by raising blood pressure.

I asked her if she would like me to deliver or would she pick it up.

With a smile, she waved goodbye in the background of Campbell soup cans and walked out to the avenue of the Americas.

Weird.

Strange things have happened to me ever since I showed up in the decade of UFO sightings and The Russians making science fiction science fact by launching a man into orbit around planet Earth equal to a flagship commercial for a little known company called Apple. You know Apple, right?

Here’s to the crazy communists for a rocket launched to the moon called The Dream, the midwife of NASA. Now where was I? I space out sometimes. Oh. Right.

Pizza.

Pi.

3.14 measuring the circumference of a circle

314 calories

Pi The Smart Pizza

It took seconds to think it up after the spy left the supermarket.

STOP DREAMING AND GET BACK TO WORK, snapped a little Irishman, the A&P manager, whom I once caught eating a fried chicken leg in the back of the deli when I was in the basement for containers and lids. He stole from A&P. And he wanted me to raise prices on canned goods. You go my way or you go nowhere, he warned me.

He wouldn’t allow me to adjust my hours so I can go to school. Then his daughter, a college student at Iona, was in a car accident.

Before he left to the hospital, he asked me do a double shift to keep an eye on the store because I was trustworthy, as the customers at the deli would attest.

A scream froze the blood of every customer.

I turned around from washing dishes to see a hulk of a black guy grab a fistful of dollars from the register of a Chinese American cashier named Jenny. A little African American employee chased after the crook. I bolted to protect him from a man mountain of malice.

As I ran, my red apron flew around to my back. My co-worker later told every amazed customer he saw me fly.

The crook turned around and saw a fist gloved with pink Playtex. I knocked him out in front of Saint Vincent’s Hospital and held him for the police.

I am going to kill you, he growled as white liberals shouted at me to release the black man. And I was like no speak English.

I imagine God asking me if I am telling Him the truth at Judgment Day.

I imagine rolling my eyes in disbelief and asking God to look inside my brain.

Duh.

You, dear reader, are reading my mind like God.

After all, you were made in the image of God.

Double duh.

You an idiot, snapped Roger of Roger’s Comics on 14th Street. Is A&P going to pay your hospital bills or your funeral?

Roger lost his finger to an escalator when he was a child. His parents sued and won. He is the reason a law was passed to make escalators safer for the public.

Unlike a NYC district attorney who thanked me, Roger gave me the middle finger for my heroism as did the little Irish A&P manager who LOL when an employee picked up the intercom and said, Super Man, save us. There’s an oil spill in aisle 6.

I’ll have my revenge on them when I fly this nightmare to DreamWorks.

Any day soon…

TO BE CONTINUED

My Re@l Life @s @ Comic Book

Copyrighted 2017 by D@niel @ngel @ponte

Poetfolio

I rebuilt houses in the Garden State after 9/11.

A kitchen wall fell by sledgehammer and trees were revealed beyond the backyard.

House became stage with the invisible fourth wall gone.

The woods are lovely but I have miles to go before I sleep, I whispered as if in a dream the words of Robert Frost. Will anyone hear the sound of his poetry in the forest of words? Are We, The People all on the same page?

I left the sledgehammer behind on a break and went deep into the mystery of the woods. I climbed up the side of a steep hill to a rock plateau. I stood up in the heights and saw an army of tall trees as the sun fell to Earth in shades of autumn gold.  

There was no sense of year, month and date of day. It was any moment in any century. I traveled without movement as the boy I was had done before by words in books.

Wish you were here.

Welcome to the stories of our lives.

Welcome The Public Library.

Copyrighted 2015 By Daniel Angel Aponte